Thailand is a truly bad choice for your next golf holiday destination. Here’s why.

Note: Please don’t tell your friends.

Chiang Mai Highlands Golf & Spa Resort

Courses in the north are bland

Not much better in the centre of the country


Dreadful in the south…

Thai Country Club

Caddies are miserable





What nightlife?



Hyatt Phuket

And I’d like a view with my cocktail

Evason Hua Hin

Hotels, what’s all the fuss about?



Better beaches at home


And as for the food…